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TERMS and
CONDITIONS
The form below contains
the legal "Term and Conditions" for the use of this and ALL,
Studio For Publications, Inc (that's my company) websites....yadda....yadda....yadda.....
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Let's face it, for TERMS and CONDITIONS to legally protect me, they
must be written in confusing legal jargon that no one actually
understands with the possible exception of the lawyers that wrote
them. So...since YOU are required to ACCEPT and agree with these
TERMS and Conditions I figured it would be nice if you had a general
idea of what the hell they are talking about.
What I
THINK all THAT Legal mumbo jumbo actually means. But please don't
sue me for Christ's sake if my loose interpretation ain't totally
accurate.
First we'll discuss the
age issue. This website is an autobiographical informational
internet document that chronicles the "American Dream" success story
of adult website entrepreneurs, Jon David (JD) and Cherie (Cbaby)
Messner of Maryland. Because of the fact that Jon and Cherie
realized their success through the development of an "adult" content
website, it stands to reason that the biography as outlined herein
is adult in nature as well. To provide an uncensored unabridged
account of the Messner's success it will be necessary to incorporate
the use of images, text, video, etc depicting nudity and sexual
relations between consenting adults....such content is here, as in
MOST reasonable venues, reserved for the viewing by ADULTS and we
specifically demand that ONLY ADULT'S over 21 YEARS of age proceed
any further into this website. All others are asked to
EXIT HERE immediately. Did I make it absolutely CLEAR that
I DO NOT want Children in THIS WEBSITE? I think so, and I THINK if
you're a parent and your KID has gone further into this site than he
or she was legally allowed by law, it is YOUR responsibility as a
parent to utilize some PARENTAL CONTROLS Like -
Net Nanny
Cyber Patrol
Cyber Sitter
Surf Watch
Or at least keep an EYE on Junior and take an active
interest in his or her life. Don't just let them surf the internet
unattended. And for Pete's sake don't get pissed off at me if you
catch little Johnny beating his penis to naked pictures of women.
Fact IS Johnny KNOWS he's not supposed to BE in here looking at
nudity and sex. You should perhaps be more upset WITH JOHNNY because
he has made a conscious decision to do what he KNOWS he is NOT
supposed to be doing. PARENTAL TIP:
Check Under Johnny's bed for weapons and bomb making equipment.
Now the next area
outlined in the terms and conditions is a little less clear. It has
to do with the issues of obscenity. It is a fact that pornography is
protected as free speech in the US Constitution......however
"obscene" material is NOT protected by the constitution. Are ya
still with me?? Okay, now there are several locales that employ
"local community standards" to define what IS and what is NOT
obscene. Which means roughly that let's say , I have a picture of a
women using a plug-in type vibrator and she is masturbating, and
that image is accessed by someone in say, Lancaster County, Pa which
uses "Local Community Standards" to define what's obscene. Now maybe
in Lancaster which has a large number of Mennonites in the
community, the use of a 'Corded Vibrator' may be considered
'obscene' while a woman masturbating with a corn cob may be
completely natural. Now obviously this was just an example of how
ridiculous it is to define ANYTHING obscene by community standards.
BUT they do EXIST, and due to the nature of the internet that does
not allow for destination specific distribution of web pages, the
responsibility for NOT viewing anything that could possibly be
construed as obscene MUST fall on YOU. So if you live in one of
these
ZIP CODES, please
get
the hell out of here, I don't want some right wing Christian
fundamentalist whacko in YOUR community determining that the sight
of my wife's naked breasts is obscene and then try to have me locked
up for eternity. Let it be further understood that proceeding while
accessing this site in one of the listed
ZIP CODES is in direct violation of these very Terms and
Conditions that you are reading now.
Next I want to touch on
the Copyright, Licensing, Trademark thing. You would be truly amazed
at how many geniuses feel that the way to build a website is to
liberate images and videos from other websites, then put 'em on a
server and call 'em their own. WRONG! Everything found on ANY of
Studio For Publications, Inc (My Company) Web Pages is COPYRIGHTED
by US, or Licensed To US. You MAY NOT be reproduced, stored in a
retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any
means--electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or
otherwise--without the prior written permission of the copyright
owner. All models, actors, actresses and other persons that appear
in any visual depiction of the actual sexual conduct appearing or
otherwise contained in or at Studio For Publications, Inc. were over
the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such
depictions. Some of the aforementioned depictions appearing or
otherwise contained in or at Studio For Publications, Inc. contain
only visual depictions of actual sexually explicit conduct made
before July 3, 1995 and, as such, are exempt from the requirements
set forth in 18 U.S.C. '2257 and C.F.R. '75.
With regard to the
remaining depictions of actual sexual conduct appearing or otherwise
contained in or at Studio For Publications, Inc.,
CERTIFICATION: THE RECORDS, Intact and Complete, RELATING TO ANY
IMAGES ON THIS SITE or ANY Studio For Publications, Inc. "Product",
in regards to licensing for publication or age verification for
material produced by us, TO BE MAINTAINED by Federal law, per the
requirements of BY 18 U.S.C. ' 2257 AND 28 Section 75 C.F.R. ' 75
ARE LOCATED AT THE OFFICE OF THE PRODUCER,
12507 Sunset Ave Suite 18
Ocean City, MD 21811;
Jon David Messner Jr.,
LUCINDA HOMAN
CUSTODIAN OF RECORDS.
Studio For Publications, Inc. makes
all records available to any and all valid governmental agencies.
Studio for Publication Inc. sites contain only content that is fully
licensed or copyrighted by us, Studio For Publications, Inc.
For more information regarding Copyrights OR Model Age Verification,
please contact us at
jondavid@4jon.com
The use of "WETLANDS®"
"Wetlands where wives get naked"®, "Where wives get naked"® IS
STRICTLY PROHIBITED! We OWN International TRADEMARKS on the use of
the WETLANDS name as it applies to the Adult Internet, and you may
consider this as a informal cease and desist if you are already
using the WETLANDS® illegally. I spent 18 hours a day for over 3
years making this website what it is and I will PURSUE and PROSECUTE
Trademark and Copyright violations as aggressively as a rabid pit
bull........so...for the record...you HAVE been warned!
Studio
For Publications Inc., assumes NO responsibility or liability for
content that we may link to or frame capture that is NOT directly
hosted on a Domain (URL) internet address that is owned by Studio
for Publications, Inc.
By accessing further,
you agree and understand that as a website that specializes in
"amateur" content, you accept that because our content is produced
solely by non professionals, there may be instances in which the
subjects may have inadvertently infringed on copyrights and/or
trademarks, such instances may include an unintentional display of
product or product logo in a photo and or video sequence. An
unintentional display of familiar locations that you may have or do
business. Also the possibility of music or product commercial airing
in background of video sequence. You hereby agree that such
instances are merely a consequence of "amateur" content production
and hereby release us and our company of any and all legal liability
in such instances. In return we will remove any and all content in
which YOU MAY feel in some way infringes on your trademarks and or
copyrights, by notifying us pursuant to-
Title 17, United States
Code, Section 512(c)(3)(A), the Notification of Claimed Infringement
must include the following:
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An electronic or
physical signature of the owner or of the person authorized to act
on behalf of the owner of the copyright interest;
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Identification of the
copyrighted work (or works) that you claim has been infringed;
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A description of the
material that you claim is infringing, and the location where the
original or an authorized copy of the copyrighted work exists (for
example, the URL of the web site where it is lawfully posted; the
name, edition and pages of a book from which an excerpt was
copied, etc.);
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A clear description of
where the infringing material is located on our web site,
including its URL, so that we can locate the material;
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Your address,
telephone number, and e-mail address
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A statement that you
have a good-faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized
by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and
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A statement by you,
made under penalty of perjury, that the above information in your
notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or
authorized to act on the copyright owner's behalf.
| Service Provider(s): |
Studio For
Publications, Inc. |
| Name of Agent
Designated to Receive Notification of Claimed Infringement: |
Frank Benvenuto,
Esq. (Outside Counsel) |
| Full Address of
Designated Agent to Which Notification Should be Sent: |
12507 Sunset Ave.
Suite 18
Ocean City, MD 21842 |
| Facsimile Number of
Designated Agent: |
(410) 723-7085 |
| Email Address of
Designated Agent: |
copyright@studioforpublications.com |
Well
friends......THAT pretty much concludes our "Terms and Conditions",
if you have READ, and if you AGREE to all (at least in concept) that
is outlined here you may proceed.
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