TERMS and CONDITIONS

The form below contains the legal "Term and Conditions" for the use of this and ALL, Studio For Publications, Inc (that's my company) websites....yadda....yadda....yadda.....
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Let's face it, for TERMS and CONDITIONS to legally protect me, they must be written in confusing legal jargon that no one actually understands with the possible exception of the lawyers that wrote them. So...since YOU are required to ACCEPT and agree with these TERMS and Conditions I figured it would be nice if you had a general idea of what the hell they are talking about.

What I THINK all THAT Legal mumbo jumbo actually means. But please don't sue me for Christ's sake if my loose interpretation ain't totally accurate.

First we'll discuss the age issue. This website is an autobiographical informational internet document that chronicles the "American Dream" success story of adult website entrepreneurs, Jon David (JD) and Cherie (Cbaby) Messner of Maryland. Because of the fact that Jon and Cherie realized their success through the development of an "adult" content website, it stands to reason that the biography as outlined herein is adult in nature as well. To provide an uncensored unabridged  account of the Messner's success it will be necessary to incorporate the use of images, text, video, etc depicting nudity and sexual relations between consenting adults....such content is here, as in MOST reasonable venues, reserved for the viewing by ADULTS and we specifically demand that ONLY ADULT'S over 21 YEARS of age proceed  any further into this website.  All others are asked to EXIT HERE immediately.  Did I make it absolutely CLEAR that I DO NOT want Children in THIS WEBSITE? I think so, and I THINK if you're a parent and your KID has gone further into this site than he or she was legally allowed by law, it is YOUR responsibility as a parent to utilize some PARENTAL CONTROLS Like -
Net Nanny
Cyber Patrol

Cyber Sitter

Surf Watch
Or at least keep an EYE on Junior and take an active interest in his or her life. Don't just let them surf the internet unattended. And for Pete's sake don't get pissed off at me if you catch little Johnny beating his penis to naked pictures of women. Fact IS Johnny KNOWS he's not supposed to BE in here looking at nudity and sex. You should perhaps be more upset WITH JOHNNY because he has made a conscious decision to do what he KNOWS he is NOT supposed to be doing. PARENTAL TIP: Check Under Johnny's bed for weapons and bomb making equipment. 

Now the next area outlined in the terms and conditions is a little less clear. It has to do with the issues of obscenity. It is a fact that pornography is protected as free speech in the US Constitution......however "obscene" material is NOT protected by the constitution. Are ya still with me?? Okay, now there are several locales that employ "local community standards" to define what IS and what is NOT obscene. Which means roughly that let's say , I have a picture of a women using a plug-in type vibrator and she is masturbating, and that image is accessed by someone in say, Lancaster County, Pa which uses "Local Community Standards" to define what's obscene. Now maybe in Lancaster which has a large number of Mennonites in the community, the use of a 'Corded Vibrator' may be considered 'obscene' while a woman masturbating with a corn cob may be completely natural. Now obviously this was just an example of how ridiculous it is to define ANYTHING obscene by community standards. BUT they do EXIST, and due to the nature of the internet that does not allow for destination specific distribution of web pages, the responsibility for NOT viewing anything that could possibly be construed as obscene MUST fall on YOU. So if you live in one of these ZIP CODES, please get the hell out of here, I don't want some right wing Christian fundamentalist whacko in YOUR community determining that the sight of my wife's naked breasts is obscene and then try to have me locked up for eternity. Let it be further understood that proceeding while accessing this site in one of the listed ZIP CODES is in direct violation of these very Terms and Conditions that you are reading now.

Next I want to touch on the Copyright, Licensing, Trademark thing. You would be truly amazed at how many geniuses feel that the way to build a website is to liberate images and videos from other websites, then put 'em on a server and call 'em their own. WRONG! Everything found on ANY of Studio For Publications, Inc (My Company) Web Pages is COPYRIGHTED by US, or Licensed To US. You MAY NOT  be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means--electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise--without the prior written permission of the copyright owner. All models, actors, actresses and other persons that appear in any visual depiction of the actual sexual conduct appearing or otherwise contained in or at Studio For Publications, Inc. were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions. Some of the aforementioned depictions appearing or otherwise contained in or at Studio For Publications, Inc. contain only visual depictions of actual sexually explicit conduct made before July 3, 1995 and, as such, are exempt from the requirements set forth in 18 U.S.C. '2257 and C.F.R. '75.

With regard to the remaining depictions of actual sexual conduct appearing or otherwise contained in or at Studio For Publications, Inc.,
CERTIFICATION: THE RECORDS, Intact and Complete, RELATING TO ANY IMAGES ON THIS SITE or ANY Studio For Publications, Inc. "Product", in regards to licensing for publication or age verification for material produced by us,  TO BE MAINTAINED by Federal law, per the requirements of  BY 18 U.S.C. ' 2257 AND 28 Section 75 C.F.R. ' 75  ARE LOCATED AT THE OFFICE OF THE PRODUCER,
12507 Sunset Ave Suite 18
Ocean City, MD 21811;  
Jon David Messner Jr.,   
LUCINDA HOMAN
CUSTODIAN OF RECORDS.  
Studio For Publications, Inc. makes 
all records available to any and all valid governmental agencies. Studio for Publication Inc. sites contain only content that is fully licensed or copyrighted by us, Studio For Publications, Inc. 
For more information regarding Copyrights OR Model Age Verification, please contact us at jondavid@4jon.com

The use of "WETLANDS®" "Wetlands where wives get naked"®, "Where wives get naked"®  IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED! We OWN International TRADEMARKS on the use of the WETLANDS name as it applies to the Adult Internet, and you may consider this as a informal cease and desist if you are already using the WETLANDS® illegally. I spent 18 hours a day for over 3 years making this website what it is and I will PURSUE and PROSECUTE Trademark and Copyright violations as aggressively as a rabid pit bull........so...for the record...you HAVE been warned!

Studio For Publications Inc., assumes NO responsibility or liability for content that we may link to or frame capture that is NOT directly hosted on a Domain (URL) internet address that is owned by Studio for Publications, Inc.  

By accessing further, you agree and understand that as a website that specializes in "amateur" content, you accept that because our content is produced solely by non professionals, there may be instances in which the subjects may have inadvertently infringed on copyrights and/or trademarks, such instances may include an unintentional display of product or product logo in a photo and or video sequence. An unintentional display of familiar locations that you may have or do business. Also the possibility of music or product commercial airing in background of video sequence. You hereby agree that such instances are merely a consequence of "amateur" content production and hereby release us and our company of any and all legal liability in such instances. In return we will remove any and all content in which YOU MAY feel in some way infringes on your trademarks and or copyrights, by notifying us pursuant to-

Title 17, United States Code, Section 512(c)(3)(A), the Notification of Claimed Infringement must include the following:

  1. An electronic or physical signature of the owner or of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the copyright interest;

  2. Identification of the copyrighted work (or works) that you claim has been infringed;

  3. A description of the material that you claim is infringing, and the location where the original or an authorized copy of the copyrighted work exists (for example, the URL of the web site where it is lawfully posted; the name, edition and pages of a book from which an excerpt was copied, etc.);

  4. A clear description of where the infringing material is located on our web site, including its URL, so that we can locate the material;

  5. Your address, telephone number, and e-mail address

  6. A statement that you have a good-faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and

  7. A statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that the above information in your notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on the copyright owner's behalf.

Service Provider(s): Studio For Publications, Inc.
Name of Agent Designated to Receive Notification of Claimed Infringement: Frank Benvenuto, Esq. (Outside Counsel)
Full Address of Designated Agent to Which Notification Should be Sent: 12507 Sunset Ave. Suite 18
Ocean City, MD 21842
Facsimile Number of Designated Agent: (410) 723-7085
Email Address of Designated Agent: copyright@studioforpublications.com

 Well friends......THAT pretty much concludes our "Terms and Conditions", if you have READ, and if you AGREE to all (at least in concept) that is outlined here you may proceed.

 

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